lesbian but straight for macklemore

27th July 2014

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my mom was telling me not to feed the dogs at the table and not five minutes later what is she doing

my mom was telling me not to feed the dogs at the table and not five minutes later what is she doing

Tagged: mom

23rd July 2014

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here’s my mom eating icecream straight out of the tub

here’s my mom eating icecream straight out of the tub

Tagged: mom

13th July 2014

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my mom tryin on my glasses

my mom tryin on my glasses

Tagged: mom

12th July 2014

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this picture of my mom ” acting like maleficent ” at disneyland is my treasure

this picture of my mom ” acting like maleficent ” at disneyland is my treasure

Tagged: mom

9th July 2014

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my mom and her Christmas present

Tagged: vidmom

3rd July 2014

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these three pictures of my mom are my treasures

Tagged: mom

30th May 2014

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" dammit! motherfucker….. "

Tagged: mom

30th May 2014

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my mom playin piano tiles

Tagged: momshes still playin lmao

29th February 2012

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brospeh:

roses are red, violets are blue, you have repressed sexual feelings for your childhood nanny.

roses are red, violets are blue, my nanny was part of the hitler youth 

brospeh:

roses are red, violets are blue, you have repressed sexual feelings for your childhood nanny.

roses are red, violets are blue, my nanny was part of the hitler youth 

Tagged: no lieshe was really really oldI think my mom got her off the streetshe was a really bad mommy sisters are jewishMOM

Source: aidsnegligee

19th October 2011

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just once I’d like someone to fap over my yearbook picture /sigh

Tagged: sighranthatetriple penetrationlifemomlovequotes