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Your name is SAFETY FIRSTT and HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVER LOVE TAKING THE PROPER AND NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS BEFORE ENGAGING IN ANY KIND OF ACTIVITY. You are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD and your blood is a really weird colour that no one thinks is real but hey it helps you get noticed, which is always good because then you can ENFORCE THE RULES OF SAFETY AND CAUTION ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT BEING IGNORED.
you might be shaking your head and saying “are you fucking kidding me he cant be serious about this fantroll”
well screw you i am Dead serious
Lol omg I love this fantroll in a serious way.
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one line of a song that I am going to tag with the band, every member, and their mothers
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just once I’d like someone to fap over my yearbook picture /sigh