July 2012
badcgijosh:
Okay so that Bon Jovi song where he goes “I wanna lay you down on a bed of roses”
That sounds like a fucking terrible idea
mechastreisand:
if you put “i probably don’t like you” or “i hate everyone” in your bio you don’t come off as quirky or sassy, you come off as rude and bitchy
llcooljofficial:
why do people draw the sun with sunglasses
how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun
shavingryansprivates:
imagine if everyone in our little tumblr community like pitched in some money and bought an island and built a little city
can you imagine how unbelievably shitty that city would be
marththebland:
speaking of lizard folk i heard something very interesting about barack obama that i don’t think he would like the world to find out about
akira-yamada:
have i seduced u yet
iphone420:
i just found this picture of tom hanks on my computer and it used to be my fave and i cant stop laughing
that katy perry picture I made a long time ago has hit 110,000 notes and I feel like it’s time for me to say I DON’T EVEN LIKE KATY PERRY SHE IS NOT TALENTED AT ALL
electripants:
butts-the-cat:
“the new pokémon designs are so dumb gen one has the only good designs”
Gen I had a Pokémon whose forehead is a flaming ass.
gr0sse:
gotta go fast…… to escape my past…
richwhitelesbian:
pass me a hit of that uh.. the uh whats it called? [camera pans over to a large vase marked ANIME]
mydogsmokes:
i dont wanna send nudes because it takes like 15 minutes for me to completely unroll and unfold my 17 foot penis and its just not worth it unless im getting paid
reduktive:
straight but gay-friendly?
probably gay
straight and homophobic?
probably a closeted gay
silkchemise:
colorblocking:
“rated T to be safe” yeah safe from me ever reading your candy ass fanfic
#go nc-17 or go home son
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
kanyewestvirginia:
i wonder how many times a day kanye west listens to his own music
whitetiffany:
i am
seapantsu:
don’t think of it as me liking your sad personal post
think of it as me sending you tiny baby kisses because I care
thatsmoderatelyraven:
i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
methlabrador:
fuck off mom no i dont want to follow your grunge blog
Your current "famous person" crush, and your...
keen-incisions:
ravenpaw:
my-cup-of-scorn:
tentacleface:
cookieroach:
sergeantobliv:
lixxieb:
winged-charlizard-of-ra:
chicksdigthephoenix:
zarillo:
sneaksiefeetrambles:
I am now the child of Benedict and The Traveling Lemon.
How would Paul Bettany and a library even have intercourse I don’t—
Mark Sheppard and
Cas………………………………………
tokmhiddles tn an DPIZZA
Marik,...
anrdew:
henderwhoreandmore:
anrdew:
do people actually pay money to go see Big Time Rush live
RUSHERS ATTACK HIM
hahahahahaahahahaah rushers hahahhhahaha big time rush having fans haahaha jokes
anrdew:
do people actually pay money to go see Big Time Rush live
mechastreisand:
im happy tom cruise and katie holmes are getting divorced. now they can both find they guy of their dreams
dietchola:
why did susie fall off the swing?
she had no arms
knock knock
who’s there?
not susie
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