March 2012
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god never unfollows you
ripkamsud:
lying ass ho
whiteoppression:
the diary of anne dank
venusaurphobia:
I identify as Sean Rutherford, a man who dropped a wallet containing his Social Security and multiple credit cards in the bank parking lot right in front of me.
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keen-incisions replied to your post: keen-incisions replied to your post: if I continue…
i like this idea it is totemo totemo kawaii. let’s kill the land, salt the women and rape the children. desu.
I-I think some things may have gotten mixed up in there but yes this is a very kawaii plan
here here are some sugoi blueprints desu
snookidoughicecream:
i want naked videos of you no photo
i love vanilla no cocoa
i love big groups no solo
i only wear t-shirts no polo
cosmo tip #192
expertcosmotips:
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
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keen-incisions replied to your post: if I continue my life the way I have been living,…
if you start a revolution i will follow you and maybe be remembered as your second in command because i have the exact same problem.
uwaaaah, leb-sempai, together we can start the most kawaii revolution of all time
and watch the world burn
desu
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
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if I continue my life the way I have been living, I will die having amounted to nothing
that
that’s fucking terrifying
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oh my god what if I don’t exist
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sometimes I don’t want to exist
stankubrick:
I hate the feeling of becoming obsessed with something for the first time
It’s like that millisecond of knowing you’re going to spill your drink as it’s happening and you can only watch yourself out of your own body fall deeper into the abyss
richwhitelesbian:
hyliam:
I hope anyone who finds rapists/abusers/murderers attractive gets raped/abused/murdered
i hope people who microwave banana peels and fuck them get microwaved by a giant animate banana peel and then fucked by said banana peel
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annawintour:
WHO CARES IF HE WAS “”“HOT”“”” HE SHOT UP A FUCKING SCHOOL YOU ARE ALL CRAZY AND STUPID
doomf:
I’ll have an LGBT sandwich, hold the mayo
I wanna move out when I turn 18 but I probably won’t have anywhere near enough money to do it
so I’m just gonna stay in my room and play the sims and pretend like I moved out
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textposter:
i remember a time not too long ago when ohio only raised corn and not murderous children
Assassin's Creed 3 will feature a Canadian...
uptheheightsofshame:
talizorahvaswhoremandy:
This assassin will kill with kindness. Using loonies the assassin’s apologizing and maple syrup skills can be leveled up.
he is healed with bagged milk.
Tegan: Do you want to sit down for a while? Do you need a time out?
Sara: I need Tegans vocal way down. Way down. You’re so loud. God, you’re so annoying.
stoicsilence:
oh no, if i keep this on my desktop, someone might find out that i play crappy porn games
but if i delete the shortcut, i will probably never remember where i put the original file
what do i do
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nobody will ever be the wiser
